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05:53 (2029) arthurtuxedo (enter): 17:53
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05:53 Moving to room 'Tensided'..
05:53 (2029) arthurtuxedo (enter): 17:53
05:53 Server Administrator->
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
05:54 (2030) Nikoda (enter): 17:54
05:55 ** (2030) Nikoda goes back out to the kitchen. **
05:55 (2031) Tommy (enter): 17:55
05:55 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Heya
05:55 (2031) Tommy: What up, bitches
05:57 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Can't wait for the second session of super
05:57 ** (2030) Nikoda walks back in with a really hard piece of steamed bread...not to be microwaved, it seems.. **
05:58 (2032) gerardpaloma (enter): 17:58
05:59 ** (2029) arthurtuxedo slaps the bread out of Nikoda's hands, stating "bread is for fools" **
05:59 (2032) gerardpaloma: Woot, we all get to die or go to jail this session!!
05:59 (2030) Nikoda: It's Chinese!
05:59 (2030) Nikoda: It's tasty!
05:59 ** (2030) Nikoda goes into the living room to connect Shini to the game while he steams the bread properly. **
06:00 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Something tells me Tommy will choose to go out in a blaze of glory, but that's up to you, CS :)
06:00 (2032) gerardpaloma: I have a question.
06:00 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Good for you.
06:00 (2029) arthurtuxedo: j/k
06:00 ** (2032) gerardpaloma smacks Art. **
06:00 (2032) gerardpaloma: Bitch!
06:00 (2031) Tommy: Please! Stop the hat!
06:00 (2032) gerardpaloma: lol
06:01 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Yeah, fuck that guy. Him and his tea parties.
06:01 (2032) gerardpaloma: Let's say we spent our XP from last time on Disguise. Would it be possible to dip into an alley, whip up a disguise, and go about our business?
06:01 (2031) Tommy: lol
06:01 (2037) Christian (enter): 18:01
06:02 (2029) arthurtuxedo: You need a disguise kit, though. You can't just reach into your pants and spread feces on your face and call that a disguise.
06:02 ** (2037) Christian is everywhere! Muahahahahaha **
06:02 (2037) Christian: Eww.
06:02 (2037) Christian: Just...Eww...
06:02 ** (2037) Christian goes back into the bedroom. **
06:02 (2037) Christian: Dammit, woman stole my drink...
06:02 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Thought that would get a reaction :D
06:02 (2030) Nikoda: Nu-uh.
06:02 (2030) Nikoda: I borrowed it.
06:03 (2037) Christian: That'd be an awesome disguise, though... the cops would take you right to the loony bin, bypassing jail entirely.
06:03 (2032) gerardpaloma: Hmm. So would it be conceivable that, assuming we had the money, we could have bought one?
06:03 (2030) Sophia: Bought one what?
06:03 (2031) Tommy: okay. guess I'll be throwing up now.
06:03 (2037) Christian: disguise kit.
06:03 (2031) Tommy: momma?
06:03 (2032) gerardpaloma: A disguise kit
06:03 (2031) Tommy: afk: water
06:03 (2030) Sophia: Ooh, right.
06:03 ** (2030) Sophia knew that, really. **
06:03 (2030) Sophia: Christian bought one.
06:03 (2030) Sophia: I thought.
06:04 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Well, you'd have to go get one. There wasn't any passage of time between sessions, so you can't just assume it into your inventory.
06:04 (2030) Sophia: Oh, lame.
06:04 (2037) Christian: oh well.
06:04 ** (2030) Sophia points and laughs at Christian. **
06:04 (2032) gerardpaloma: Shit.
06:04 ** (2030) Sophia points and laughs at Gerard too. **
06:05 (2029) arthurtuxedo: That would be way too easy, wouldn't it?
06:05 (2031) Tommy: Dude, face it. We're going to die.
06:05 (2030) Sophia: And we can't be having that, now, can we?
06:05 (2031) Tommy: Or at least wish we had.
06:05 (2030) Sophia: Only after you make sweet sweet love to me, baby.
06:05 (2030) Sophia: For old times' sake.
06:06 (2032) gerardpaloma: I think we should steal a car and blow this town, that's what I think.
06:06 (2031) Tommy: I guess you're out of luck.
06:06 Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (2030) Sophia...
06:06 (2030) Sophia: Well fuck you.
06:06 Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (2031) Tommy...
06:06 (2031) Tommy: It's neither sweet, nor love for me, toots.
06:06 (2032) gerardpaloma: Somebody has security, don't they?
06:06 (2031) Tommy: 8D
06:06 (2042) Lareth (enter): 18:06
06:06 Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (2037) Christian...
06:06 (2031) Tommy: as per rules, only 5
06:06 Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (2032) gerardpaloma...
06:06 (2030) Sophia: I have a whole two security.
06:06 (2031) Tommy: O_o
06:06 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Only 5 at the start. You were allowed to increase it after the first session
06:06 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Welcome! We haven't started yet.
06:07 (2031) Tommy: Oh yeah. Damn you, Marcao! (I know he's not here, but anyway.) Now I have to write too.
06:07 (2037) Christian: I have 1, but with my dex it's 8...
06:07 ** (2030) Sophia looks at Lareth... Who be you? **
06:07 (2029) arthurtuxedo: You can dump some available XP into security if you want. I think some of you have some
06:07 (2030) Sophia: Mine's 10 with Dex.
06:07 (2042) Lareth: (Silva/Milla/Lareth. Mage/Goblin/Demi-god. Caren)
06:07 (2030) Sophia: Ooooh. Hey Caren!
06:08 ** (2030) Sophia thinks she should have known that. **
06:08 (2032) gerardpaloma: I've got like dex 2, so no point in getting security.
06:08 ** (2030) Sophia sucks with names. **
06:08 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Of course, there's always the butt-of-gun to window method.
06:08 (2032) gerardpaloma: True
06:08 (2029) arthurtuxedo: But you'd still need at least some security to know how to hotwire a car.
06:08 (2030) Sophia: Because driving around with a broken window isn't obvious.
06:08 (2037) Christian: I suppose I shoudln't have dropped all those points in disguise since I can't buy a kit...
06:09 ** (2030) Sophia thinks it'd be nice to have a crossover with their friendly mage to buff their stats. **
06:09 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Tell you what, you can put them into security instead if you want.
06:09 (2030) Sophia: Can't take it back now.
06:09 (2030) Sophia: Sucka!
06:09 (2030) Sophia: Oooh.
06:09 (2037) Christian: ooo... hold on.
06:09 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Just because I'm itching for a good chase :)
06:09 ** (2030) Sophia gives the Great Monkey a chocolate covered banana. **
06:09 (2032) gerardpaloma: Yeah, I just upgraded driving by one with my XP
06:09 ** (2030) Sophia has no XP left. **
06:10 ** (2030) Sophia snifs. **
06:10 (2037) Christian: hang on... well, that's still only 12 security.
06:10 (2030) Sophia: Pfft.
06:10 (2030) Sophia: You want your drink back?
06:10 (2037) Christian: Nah, I got a different, better drink.
06:10 (2030) Sophia: What?
06:11 (2037) Christian: water
06:11 (2030) Sophia: Not that anything is better than chocolate milk.
06:11 (2030) Sophia: Lame.
06:11 (2032) gerardpaloma: So, the highest security anybody's got is 12?
06:11 (2030) Sophia: Looks like.
06:11 (2029) arthurtuxedo: 12's not horrendous. Base DF for most rolls is only 15.
06:11 (2032) gerardpaloma: Still, could be better.
06:12 (2037) Christian: I'm seeing if I can free up the 4 xp I might have spent elsewhere to make it 13...
06:12 (2030) Sophia: But it could also be worse.
06:12 (2030) Sophia: Think positive!
06:12 (2030) Sophia: People like you!
06:12 (2032) gerardpaloma: This is true
06:12 (2030) Sophia: You're a good person.
06:12 ** (2030) Sophia nods. **
06:12 (2030) Sophia: No one wants to kill you horribly in your sleep.
06:12 ** (2030) Sophia looks at art. **
06:12 (2030) Sophia: Well, mostly no one.
06:12 (2031) Tommy: peak for yourself
06:13 (2031) Tommy: Speak, too.
06:13 (2032) gerardpaloma: I've had it with these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane!!
06:13 ** (2030) Sophia speaks. **
06:13 ** (2030) Sophia laughs. **
06:13 (2030) Sophia: They didn't make enough money yet to cover the cost of making it, either... I don't think.
06:13 (2030) Sophia: That's sad.
06:13 (2037) Christian: Hah, I knew I hadn't had any ninjitsu or stealth before I sent it in last... make that 13 security.
06:14 (2030) Sophia: Oooh.
06:14 (2030) Sophia: That's a lucky number for you.
06:14 ** (2030) Sophia nods. **
06:14 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Security's complex, so it's (Stat + (2 x SL))
06:14 (2037) Christian: it is.
06:14 (2032) gerardpaloma: At the box office, no, not quite yet. But I think it will have a big DVD market.
06:14 (2029) arthurtuxedo: So that's, what, 19 AT?
06:14 (2032) gerardpaloma: Sweet!
06:16 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Alright. We ready to kick this thing off?
06:16 ** (2030) Sophia gets her freshly steamed sweet bread! It's very exciting. **
06:16 ** (2030) Sophia looooves steamed sweet bread. **
06:16 (2032) gerardpaloma: Damn straight
06:16 (2030) Sophia: Hai!
06:16 ** (2031) Tommy killed someone's father. He prepares to die. **
06:16 (2029) arthurtuxedo: hehe
06:16 (2030) Sophia: (( He did? Who? ))
06:16 (2037) Christian: my dex is 7, so... uh... 20 actually...
06:16 (2029) arthurtuxedo: What, you've never seen the Prince's Bride?
06:16 (2031) Tommy: (( with a body count like mine, I'm sure one of them had a child. ))
06:17 (2032) Tony: Princess Bride, dumbass
06:17 (2031) Tommy: LOL
06:17 (2030) Sophia: (( I've seen parts of it..enough to know it's PRINCESS. ))
06:17 (2031) Tommy: Poor Tony. He's the first to die.
06:17 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Really? I always thought it was... nevermind.
06:17 ** (2032) Tony shakes his head **
06:17 (2037) Christian: I saw the Prince's Bride once... It wasn't as good as Edward Penishands.
06:17 (2031) Tommy: (( OMG!zBBQ? You've not seen the whole thing? SHAME! ))
06:17 (2032) Tony: lol
06:17 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Yeah like none of you have ever gotten a name wrong.
06:18 (2031) Tommy: (( well, what can compare with that? ))
06:18 (2030) Sophia: (( I haven't even been able to see all of the Lord of the Rings movies all the way through. ))
06:18 (2037) Christian: Not once... in the last 15 minutes.
06:18 (2031) Tommy: (( pah, that's nothing ))
06:18 (2030) Sophia: (( Or all the Star Wars... ))
06:18 (2032) Tony: Only if I've been mostly dead all day.
06:18 (2031) Tommy: o_O
06:18 (2031) Tommy: (( I don't even know who you are anymore. ))
06:18 (2029) arthurtuxedo: You haven't seen all the prequels, or all of the original trilogy?
06:18 (2030) Sophia: Prequels.
06:18 (2031) Tommy: I'm betting neither.
06:18 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Because if it's the latter, then you can just get the hell out right now. Phew!
06:19 (2031) Tommy: Oh, pah. You're not missing much.
06:19 (2032) Tony: The Prequels sucked anyway
06:19 (2031) Tommy: Except the part where Jar-Jar died.
06:19 (2031) Tommy: That was great.
06:19 (2029) arthurtuxedo: In a fire
06:19 (2030) Sophia: We had the original Star Wars board game when I was a kid.
06:19 (2031) Tommy: Underwater.
06:19 (2030) Sophia: My brothers were major geeks.
06:19 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Shouting "Meesa on fiah!"
06:19 (2037) Christian: I still haven't seen II and III... if they make a movie that goes between 3 and 4, I will light someone on fire. And it's not going to be a buddist monk.
06:19 (2030) Sophia: But once they were gone, my parents didn't care so I was sort of left in the lurch.
06:19 (2032) Tony: No, no, he didn't speak. He just screamed this bloodwarming scream.
06:20 (2031) Tommy: Poor thing.
06:20 ** (2030) Sophia wasn't allowed to do much growing up. **
06:20 ** (2030) Sophia laughs. **
06:20 (2031) Tommy: Oh, that's right. You're the baby.
06:20 (2031) Tommy: 8D
06:20 (2029) arthurtuxedo: You can skip right over #2, but #3 was actually quite good. Not good enough to redeem the others, but very good.
06:20 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Okay, in any case.
06:20 (2037) Christian: I hate what they did to Boba Fett... He was supposed to be a stupendous baddass.
06:20 (2032) Tony: Still far behind any of the OT, though.
06:20 (2029) arthurtuxedo: * * * Session 7 Start * * *
06:20 (2031) Tommy: Parts were great, but overall, a big "meh" from me.
06:20 ** (2032) Tony looks around for a car to jack. **
06:21 (2032) Tony: (spot roll, or what?)
06:21 (2031) Tommy: (( Can't wait for the untouched original trilogy. 8D ))
06:21 (2030) Sophia: (( Um..aren't we all spread out over god's creation here? ))
06:21 (2029) arthurtuxedo: There are several cars parked on the street.
06:21 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Most of them are Model A's.
06:21 (2032) Tony: (anything better?)
06:21 (2037) Christian: (( is there anything fast? ))
06:22 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Chance of a nice car = 5 or better. [1d10] -> [10] = (10)
06:22 (2032) Tony: (woot!)
06:22 (2030) Sophia: (( My sister had a Model A in perfect condition and she freakin' traded it for an old Winnebago that she never used then traded that for a crappy little Jon Boat she never uses....I wanted to smacketh her. ))
06:22 (2030) Sophia: (( Sweet! ))
06:22 (2031) Tommy: (( Is it red? If it's not red, I ain't ridin. ))
06:22 (2030) Sophia: (( With flames! ))
06:22 (2032) Tony: (and hoes!)
06:22 (2029) arthurtuxedo: But there's a Hudson Terraplane parked across the street, looking shiny.
06:23 (2032) Tony: (fuck yeah)
06:23 (2030) Sophia: (( Woohoo! Anyone guarding it? ))
06:23 (2031) Tommy: (( at 11 at night? ))
06:23 (2030) Sophia: (( I thought it was morning? ))
06:23 (2037) Christian: (( I thought it was 11 am? ))
06:23 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (No. It's a good car, but not a luxury car or anything)
06:23 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (It's about 11 AM)
06:23 (2031) Tommy: (( Probably some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise... at night ... through eel infested waters... ))
06:24 ** (2032) Tony runs over to the Hudson and tries the handle. **
06:24 (2031) Tommy: (( oh. thought it was night. no matter. dead is dead. ))
06:24
06:24 ** (2037) Christian looks both ways before crossing the street to the Hudson **
06:24 (2030) Sophia: (( Lame. ))
06:24 (2030) Sophia: (( That's very responsible of you, Christian. Here's your cookie! ))
06:24 (2037) Christian: (( yay! ))
06:24 ** (2031) Tommy stands watch, nervous for the first time in a long time. **
06:25 ** (2032) Tony contemplates smashing the window in. **
06:25 ** (2030) Sophia sees the guys huddled around a car and wanders over. **
06:25 ** (2037) Christian looks around at the others, "anyone have a lockpick?" **
06:25 (2030) Sophia: (( Can I be a real stinker and say I gots some bobby pins in my hair to pick the lock with? ))
06:25 (2030) Sophia: (( Wait... I have a fine lock pick. ))
06:25 (2030) Sophia: (( Can I give it to him? ))
06:25 (2030) Sophia: (( Let him borrow it? ))
06:26 (2037) Christian: (( I'll take real good care of it! ))
06:26 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (That works. I have to go afk for like 10 mins though, sorry. Be back)
06:26 (2030) Sophia: (( It's in my purse...? Err...garter...err.. you don't wanna know.. ))
06:26 (2030) Sophia: (( Bran attack, must be. ))
06:26 (2037) Christian: (( ok. that'll give me time to figure out the equation for the roll... ))
06:28 (2032) Tony: (It would just be 1d10 + Dex +(2x Sec) + any bonuses, I believe)
06:29 (2037) Christian: would the bonus from the picks go into the sec before being 2x'd?
06:30 (2032) Tony: (not sure. My gut says yes)
06:30 (2030) Sophia: (( That's the way it is on mine. ))
06:31 (2030) Sophia: (( It's how I have any Security at all. It's modified to two. ))
06:31 (2037) Christian: (( Review of the skills sheet doesn't say where it would go, so it goes in before, I think... ))
06:31 (2030) Sophia: (( I think. ))
06:31 (2032) Tony: (yeah, that's it)
06:31 (2032) Tony: (and if it isn't, I take full responsibility)
06:32 (2032) Tony: (so pssssssshhh, Art!)
06:32 (2037) Christian: shall I roll now or wait till art comes back?
06:32 (2030) Sophia: (( Wait until he comes back. ))
06:32 (2037) Christian: Man... what I wouldn't do for a bump key right about now.
06:33 (2037) Christian: (( dammit. why can't I remember the ooc right now? ))
06:33 (2030) Sophia: (( I don't know. ))
06:33 (2030) Sophia: (( Then again you are the same person who got up from the couch, went into the kitchen to clean up the blood from your hamburger, touched the kitchen tile, turned back around, and went right back to the couch. ))
06:34 (2030) Sophia: (( And you had no idea what you were doing... *laughs* Great...You have a tumor. ))
06:34 (2037) Christian: (( It's not a tuhmah. ))
06:34 (2032) Tony: (While we wait: I thought there were no good flicks coming out until next year, but I didn't realize both Hollywoodland and The Black Dahlia come out in the next few weeks)
06:35 (2030) Sophia: (( I have no idea what either of those are...not that that surprises anyone. ))
06:35 (2037) Christian: (( I've heard nothing about either of those. ))
06:36 (2037) Christian: (( all I cared about were those motherfucking anteaters on the motherfucking hovercraft. ))
06:36 (2032) Tony: (Hollywoodland is about the investigation of George Reeves' (the original TV Superman) death, and The Black Dahlia is about the investigation of probably the most famous unsolved murder case in California)
06:37 (2031) Tommy: second superman
06:37 (2031) Tommy: Some other schmoe was the first.
06:37 (2030) Sophia: (( Is he related to Chris Reeves? ))
06:37 (2030) Sophia: (( Was it a family affair? ))
06:37 (2032) Tony: (really? Well, he was much more famous. No.)
06:37 (2031) Tommy: No.
06:37 (2031) Tommy: George Reeve. No S.
06:37 (2030) Sophia: (( Ha....Duh... ))
06:38 (2030) Sophia: (( Ah, Black Dahlia...Elizabeth Short....wait...isn't that the same name of that girl that got kidnapped by a cult a while back? ))
06:39 (2032) Tony: (In fact, it's because of George Reeves that there's said to be a Superman curse. And it is Reeves. George Reeves and Christopher Reeve. A lot of people make that mistake)
06:40 (2031) Tommy: well, I knew it was something
06:40 (2032) Tony: (No, the Black Dahlia is about a murder in the 40s)
06:40 (2032) Tony: (You're thinking of Elizabeth Smart, I think her name was)
06:40 (2030) Sophia: (( Great. I wonder how the guy playing the new Superman will be affected.... Ooooh, right. Yeah, I know they're different cases, I was just thinking it'd be weird if they had the same names. ))
06:40 (2032) Tony: (no, it was Kirsten Smart. Shit, I don't know, but she's dead now, even if she hasn't been found)
06:41 (2030) Sophia: (( No, Elizabeth Smart is correct, I believe. ))
06:41 (2030) Sophia: (( She got returned home and plays the harp. ))
06:41 (2037) Christian: (( Ooo... the Left Behind game has a demo out... ))
06:41 (2032) Tony: (uh huh, exactly)
06:41 (2030) Sophia: (( Nooooo. No Left Behind ANYTHING in my house. ))
06:41 (2032) Tony: (what? They made a game about that fundie Rapture nonsense?)
06:42 (2030) Sophia: (( Yeah...You kill the sinners. ))
06:42 (2032) Tony: (you're fucking kidding me)
06:42 (2030) Sophia: (( You just join God's army and kill all the sinners, but that doesn't make you a murdering sinner, you're doing God's work. ))
06:42 (2030) Sophia: (( I wish I was, baby. ))
06:42 (2032) Tony: (you are bullshitting me)
06:42 (2031) Tommy: yeah, been in works for a while
06:42 (2030) Sophia: (( Nope. ))
06:43 (2037) Christian: (( Yeah, it's great. Teaches kids (since it's only kids that play video games, right?) and if you kill too many non-sinners, you just need to pray to get your health back. ))
06:43 (2030) Sophia: (( Oh no! I've killed 666 sinners! I need to pray! "Dear God, I'm sorry I killed all those bad people, but they were bad and...you told me to." ))
06:44 (2037) Christian: (( No, killing sinners is fine... the daily show explains: http://www.joystiq.com/2006/08/01/the-daily-show-gets-left-behind/ ))
06:44 (2032) Tony: (let me guess: there are no concerned watchdog groups protesting the game? Jack Thompson hasn't gone on TV denouncing it, or sent an angry letter to the company demanding they cancel the game or be sued?)
06:45 (2030) Sophia: (( No, Christians are like the Amish, they can get away with anything. ))
06:45 (2037) Christian: (( of course not. ))
06:46 (2037) Christian: (( "finally, a violent video game you can trust to raise your kids." ))
06:46 (2032) Tony: (speaking of outrage, Bill Harris over at Dubious Quality makes a great point about criminal activity in young people and video games: http://dubiousquality.blogspot.com/2006/08/thought.html)
06:47 (2030) Sophia: (( I still want to put Jack Thompson in a locked room alone with Adam Sessler. ))
06:48 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (back)
06:49 (2032) Tony: (we've been keeping ourselves entertained in your absence)
06:49 (2037) Christian: (( wb ))
06:50 (2029) arthurtuxedo: ( I can see that)
06:50 (2030) Sophia: (( Crap...there's bread crumbs in my mouse... ))
06:50 (2030) Sophia: (( I need to fix that. ))
06:50 (2037) Christian: (( ready for roll? ))
06:50 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Yep)
06:50 (2037) Christian: [1d10+7+(2*8)] -> [3,7,16] = (26)
06:52
06:52 (2029) arthurtuxedo: After almost two minutes of working at it, Christian gets the lock on the Hudson to open.
06:52 (2029) arthurtuxedo: By this time, approaching sirens can be heard.
06:52 (2031) Tommy: Bout fuckin' time.
06:53 ** (2037) Christian pops the door open and goes to work on the ignition **
06:53 ** (2030) Sophia opens the car door and climbs in as though she's supposed to be there. **
06:53 ** (2031) Tommy climbs into the car, hoping it could be ready to move in a more alacritous fashion. **
06:53 ** (2032) Tony hops in the driver's seat and checks the usual places for keys: sun visor, under the seat, glove box, ashtray) **
06:53 (2037) Christian: (( picks used on the ignition, or no? ))
06:53 (2030) Sophia: (( I hope Christian and Tony aren't sitting on each other's laps. ))
06:53 (2032) Tony: (do I need a roll?)
06:54 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Roll for spare keys hidden in obvious place. [1d10] -> [10] = (10)
06:55 (2031) Tommy: (( damn. two 10's We are so dead. ))
06:55 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Now you need to roll investigation to actually find said keys, assuming they exist)
06:55 (2030) Sophia: (( peak for yourself. ))
06:55 (2031) Tommy: (( hat. ))
06:55 (2032) Tony: [1d10+7] -> [9,7] = (16)
06:56 (2029) arthurtuxedo: After about 20 seconds, Tony hits paydirt, finding the not so cleverly hidden spare key and popping it into the ignition. The car has been well cared for and starts up right away.
06:56 (2032) Tony: "Bingo!" Tony slams the door and puts the pedal to metal.
06:57 ** (2031) Tommy shuts the door and hangs on. **
06:57 (2031) Tommy: (( please tell me someone has a loaded weapon ))
06:57 (2032) Tony: "Should we try and make it to the Jews place? Or what?"
06:57 (2030) Sophia: (( I have fast reload, so I can make it happen. ))
06:57 (2032) Tony: (ooh, ooh, I've still got about 8 rounds in my Thompson)
06:58 (2031) Tommy: Just drive, dammit.
06:58 (2030) Sophia: But don't drive obviously
06:58 (2037) Christian: (( I've got a round of 12 in gun... I assume I would have pocketed the rest of my 12 before heading out the door... ))
06:58 (2030) Sophia: We don't wanna look like we're guilty.
06:58 (2030) Sophia: That's what gets you caught, you know.
06:58 (2030) Sophia: Looking guilty.
06:58 ** (2032) Tony slows down. **
06:59 (2030) Sophia: Really, if we drive by, we should rubberneck, but not too much.
06:59 (2030) Sophia: Just like you would if you hadn't been here.
06:59 (2032) Tony: "We did just steal a car in broad daylight."
07:00 (2030) Sophia: Yeah, but no one noticed.
07:00 (2030) Sophia: They don't know it's not ours.
07:00 (2030) Sophia: Only we know that.
07:00 (2037) Christian: After killing a dozen punks in broad daylight... Maybe a different part of town would be good for now. Or a different town.
07:00 (2032) Tony: "It just took us two minutes to find our keys and unlock the door? Who's gonna think that?"
07:00 (2030) Sophia: I always wanted to go to the big Apple.
07:01 (2030) Sophia: We don't know anyone saw us take two minutes.
07:01 (2030) Sophia: And you can always blame the wife for moving the keys.
07:01 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The siren sounds get closer while the group argues.
07:01 (2030) Sophia: Just act natural.
07:01 (2030) Sophia: Stay calm.
07:01 (2030) Sophia: They don't know nothing.
07:02 (2031) Tommy: Just. Drive.
07:02 (2032) Tony: "Like hell they don't."
07:02 ** (2032) Tony drives the speed limit. **
07:02 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Which direction are you going?)
07:02 (2030) Sophia: They gots one of them psychics in their backseat?
07:02 (2032) Tony: (can we tell where the sirens are coming from?)
07:03 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Alertness)
07:03 ** (2032) Tony passes his Thompson back to Tommy. "Hang onto that. Put it under the seat or something, in case we get pulled over." **
07:03 (2030) Sophia: [1d10+15] -> [7,15] = (22)
07:03 (2032) Tony: [1d10+7] -> [1,7] = (8)
07:03 (2031) Tommy: Right.
07:03 ** (2031) Tommy stows the (no pun) Tommy gun on the floorboard, scooting it under the seat with his feet if he can. **
07:04 whispering to Sophia, Lots of sirens coming from the East, plenty from the North, but only a few from the West
07:04 ** (2037) Christian passes his A5 back to Tommy as well **
07:04 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (By the way, the road that extends off into infinity on the southwest part of the map leads to the race track, not out of town)
07:05 (2032) Tony: (what about the other two?)
07:05 (2031) Tommy: (( they'll never catch us there! ))
07:05 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Tony can't pick out where the sirens are coming from.
07:05 ** (2030) Sophia ((pays frickin' attention.)) **
07:05 (2030) Sophia: They're comin mostly from the east.
07:06 (2030) Sophia: Er..North.
07:06 (2030) Sophia: (( *laughs* ))
07:06 (2030) Sophia: Not too many comin' from the west.
07:06 (2032) Tony: (which is it, east or north? Or both?)
07:06 (2030) Sophia: (( They're coming mostly from the East and North, that is...Gargh... ))
07:07 (2030) Sophia: (( My brain! Where is it? WHERE? ))
07:07 (2032) Tony: (ok)
07:07 (2030) Sophia: (( I'm thinking South? ))
07:07 ** (2032) Tony heads south, hoping to then head east. **
07:08 (2032) Tony: "Open that glovebox, Christian. Is there a registration in there?"
07:09 ** (2037) Christian pops the glovebox and rifles through it **
07:09 (2037) Christian: (( Roll or? ))
07:09 (2030) Sophia: (( My mom just called... My dog got a trophy! ))
07:10 (2031) Tommy: (( oh ))
07:11 (2032) Tony: (Touchdown.....RAIDERS!!!)
07:11 (2029) arthurtuxedo: A squad car at the end of the block rounds the corner.
07:11 (2031) Tommy: (( who cares? ))
07:11 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Christian finds the registration soon enough.
07:11 (2032) Tony: (me.)
07:11 (2032) Tony: "Stuff it in your pocket and close the box."
07:12 ** (2032) Tony acts normal. **
07:12 ** (2037) Christian finds it, "Hah, yeah, it's in here." and pockets it. **
07:12 ** (2032) Tony pulls over to the right if the cop has his siren on. **
07:13 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The cop comes blaring toward the grou's car with its siren on.
07:13 ** (2032) Tony pulls to the right to let the car pass. **
07:14 ** (2031) Tommy closes his eyes for a moment, trying to not look the part of a sociopathic killer. **
07:14 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The car blows past the group, ignoring them.
07:15 ** (2031) Tommy sighs, letting his shoulders sag. **
07:15 ** (2032) Tony waits a moment, watching the car in the rearview mirror, then pulls back into the street and continues on. **
07:15 (2031) Tommy: Let's get out of here. Casual-like.
07:16 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Left or right?)
07:16 (2032) Tony: (where are the police stations in this area, anyway? Do we know?)
07:17 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Hmm. Education rolls)
07:17 (2031) Tommy: [1d10] -> [5] = (5)
07:17 (2032) Tony: "I can't tell where the sirens are coming from with my bad ear. Are they still to the East?"
07:17 (2037) Christian: [1d10+1] -> [6,1] = (7)
07:17 (2030) Sophia: [1d10+2] -> [6,2] = (8)
07:17 (2032) Tony: [1d10+3] -> [3,3] = (6)
07:18 (2032) Tony: (we add our aptitude, right?)
07:18 (2032) Tony: (if not, I got nothing)
07:18 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (To education? Yeah)
07:18 (2037) Christian: (( oops... ))
07:18 (2031) Tommy: [1d10+6] -> [10,6] = (16)
07:18 (2037) Christian: [1d10+8] -> [6,8] = (14)
07:18 (2031) Tommy: (okay, then.)
07:18 (2031) Tommy: [16+1d10] -> [16,9] = (25)
07:19 (2037) Christian: (( of course Tommy would know where the police stations are... ))
07:21 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (There we go)
07:22 (2032) Tony: (where da Jews at?)
07:22 (2031) Tommy: (( I say we just skip town for a couple of decades. The JEws ain't gonna help us, and neither is Salieri. ))
07:23 (2030) Sophia: (( Let's go create Dollywood! ))
07:23 (2032) Tony: (yeah, I think you're right. We ain't important enough for any of em to protect us after we killed a bunch of punk kids)
07:24 ** (2032) Tony doesn't wait for someone to answer his question, and takes a right turn. **
07:24 (2031) Tommy: Fuck 'em all. We gotta get out of this town for a while. We ain't done nothing for nobody to want to protect us.
07:26 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Right or straight ahead?)
07:26 (2032) Tony: (straight)
07:27 (2031) Tommy: [1d10+16] -> [7,16] = (23)
07:27 ** (2031) Tommy keeps looking in the sideview mirror, looking for a tail. **
07:27 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (What happened to the group's car mini?
07:28 (2032) Tony: (I didn't take it)
07:28 (2031) Tommy: (( I thought the number 1 was the mini, so I took me off. ))
07:28 (2037) Christian: (( I haven't touched it ))
07:28 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (#1 was the squad car)
07:28 (2031) Tommy: (( now I don't remember where we were ))
07:29 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Right or straight?)
07:29 (2032) Tony: (straight)
07:29 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Sorry, left or straight... ok)
07:29 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Right?)
07:29 (2032) Tony: (right)
07:30 (2032) Tony: (right)
07:30 (2029) arthurtuxedo: There's a squad car up ahead, coming to the intersection.
07:30 ** (2030) Sophia continues to play it cool. **
07:30 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Each square = 50 meters)
07:31 ** (2032) Tony drives normally and takes the next left. **
07:32 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The squad car turns right onto the players' street.
07:32 (2032) Tony: (sirens?)
07:32 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (No siren)
07:32 (2031) Tommy: (( go go go go go go! ))
07:32 (2030) Sophia: (( But smartly! ))
07:33 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The squad car pulls onto the curb, facing the street.
07:33 (2032) Tony: (left turn, as stated)
07:33 (2030) Sophia: (( My mother says hello and she loves all of us. ))
07:34 (2032) Tony: (what the fuck? I said left turn!)
07:34 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Left turn where? Oh I see)
07:34 (2032) Tony: (there's a street there, or am I blind?)
07:35 (2030) Sophia: (( No, he's just special. ))
07:35 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The car turns off the curb and starts to follow, still no siren.
07:35 (2030) Sophia: (( Like a retarded animal baby. ))
07:35 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Right here, lady)
07:36 (2030) Sophia: (( *jumps you* ))
07:36 (2032) Tony: (left)
07:36 (2032) Tony: (then a right)
07:36 (2030) Sophia: (( It's like a chreographed dance! ))
07:36 (2030) Sophia: (( Left! Right! Left! Left! No...wait, it's like Shenmue! ))
07:36 (2032) Tony: (where does that road lead?)
07:37 (2030) Sophia: (( I feel like we're being boxed in. ))
07:37 (2030) Sophia: (( We needs to get out of city limits. ))
07:38 (2029) arthurtuxedo: At the upcoming intersection, they've begun building a roadblock, but it's not fully in place yet, just one squad car with two cops dismounted next to it.
07:38 (2030) Sophia: (( Huzzah! ))
07:38 (2030) Sophia: (( Remember, not all ask for license and registration. Some just ask where you've been. ))
07:38 ** (2031) Tommy looks at Tony. "Not much choice here, pal." **
07:39 (2032) Tony: (the question is: Do we make a break for it here, or move on to one of the other roads that lead, presumably, also out of town?)
07:39 (2030) Sophia: (( That would be a bit obvious. ))
07:39 (2030) Sophia: Just act real nice, ask the sheriff what's going on, etc.
07:39 (2032) Tony: (we could even pull into China Town and act like we're going to have lunch or something)
07:39 (2030) Sophia: Act like you ain't got a clue and you ain't done nothing wrong.
07:40 (2030) Sophia: (( Oooh, Chinese. ))
07:40 (2030) Sophia: (( Looks like either way, we gotta go through the block. ))
07:40 (2030) Sophia: (( But that makes for a good story. ))
07:40 ** (2032) Tony drives up to the roadblock, slowing down a bit. **
07:40 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The cops seem like they're onto you. "Stop!" they yell, with their guns raised.
07:40 (2030) Sophia: (( Heading out for some lunch, sir. What's going on?...Or not. ))
07:40 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Distance = 50 meters
07:41 ** (2030) Sophia looks surprised. **
07:41 ** (2032) Tony complies, stopping the car. He looks confused. **
07:41 ** (2030) Sophia looks around like a person who has no idea what's going on would do. **
07:41 ** (2032) Tony keeps his hands on the wheel, in sight. **
07:42 ** (2037) Christian tries to look like someone who's never had a gun pointed at them before **
07:42 ** (2031) Tommy is momentarily frustrated, but plays along with everyone else. **
07:42 ** (2031) Tommy slowly raises his hands so that they can be seen through the window. **
07:43 ** (2030) Sophia notices the others raise their hands and does as well, very meekly. **
07:43 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The two cops approach the group's car at a trot, with their guns still raised, meanwhile the cars following have thrown on their sirens, and can also be heard closing.
07:43 (2032) Tony: "Is there a problem, officers?"
07:44 ** (2030) Sophia watches the cops, tears starting to form. Her look says: We didn't do anything? Why is this happening to us? **
07:44 (2030) Sophia: *minus the first ?....
07:45 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The cops reach the group's car, and seem pretty insistent. "Get out of the car with your hands up!" One shouts.
07:45 ** (2032) Tony slams on the gas. **
07:46 ** (2031) Tommy quickly grabs something to steady himself inside the vehicle. **
07:46 (2029) arthurtuxedo: As Tony slams on the gas, the cops open fire. (distance 20 meters)
07:46 (2032) Tony: (rationale: cops don't draw their guns on people they think might be suspects, but people who they know are suspects)
07:47 (2030) Sophia: (( Well, yeah, but as a girl, I coulda been dragged into it and not directly invovled, therefor get away clean. *G* ))
07:47 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (I'll give it away. You got seen picking the car's lock, and when the cops arrived on the scene and started interviewing people, the car's owner told them the license number, make, model, color, etc.)
07:47 ** (2030) Sophia decides if she's got any chance at all of surviving this, she'd better duck down and not fire back. **
07:47 (2032) Tony: (plus, we knew this was going to end up being a chase anyway, why prolong it?)
07:47 (2030) Sophia: (( Well, yeah. ))
07:48 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Cop #1: 12 gauge shotgun. AT = [1d10 + 10] -> [2,10] = (12)
07:48 (2031) Tommy: (( you're kidding, right? I was going to totally rat you out. ))
07:48 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Cop #2: M1921 Tommygun w/ compensator. AT = [1d10 + 10] -> [4,10] = (14)
07:48 (2030) Sophia: (( That's because you're a bitch. ))
07:48 (2032) Tony: (hehe)
07:48 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Round 1
07:49 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 12] -> [3,12] = (15)
07:49 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 14] -> [2,14] = (16)
07:49 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Whoever is shooting, roll init)
07:49 (2032) Tony: (I's not shootin)
07:49 ** (2030) Sophia ain't either. **
07:49 (2032) Tony: (I's is drivin)
07:49 (2030) Sophia: (( About how fast is the car going? ))
07:49 (2037) Christian: (( I'm going to spend the first round getting my gun from Tommy anyway... ))
07:50 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (It accelerates at 3 m/s^2, so 3 m/s)
07:51 (2030) Sophia: (( Well, hopefully this will work. *G* ))
07:51 ** (2030) Sophia panics and, seeing the others distracted, opens her door and jumps out. **
07:51 (2032) Tony: (hopefully they don't hit the tires. Or me. I don't care if they hit one of you assholes. ;))
07:51 ** (2030) Sophia tucks and rolls as best she can. **
07:52 ** (2030) Sophia had left her gun in the car, too, on purpose. **
07:52 (2031) Tommy: (( not me ))
07:52 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The tommygun wielder opens up. [1d10 + 16 - 2 + 3] -> [1,16,-2,3] = (18)
07:53 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [18 - 1d10] -> [18,-3] = (15)
07:53 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [6] = (6)
07:53 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d2] -> [1] = (1)
07:54 (2032) Tony: (that bitch rolled a 1. His gun should jam or something)
07:54 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [8] = (8)
07:55 (2029) arthurtuxedo: A shot goes through the windshield toward Tony. (dodge)
07:55 (2032) Tony: [1d10+16] -> [4,16] = (20)
07:55 (2037) Christian: (( he should have shot the other cop on accident... ))
07:55 ** (2030) Sophia moves to scramble behind the police, hoping they think she's there against her will like she's trying to act like. **
07:56 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Keeping himself low, Tony manages to avoid getting shot. The other bullet goes into the car's body harmlessly.
07:56 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (His roll wasn't nearly bad enough for that)
07:57 (2030) Sophia: (( Poor bastard we stoll it from. ))
07:57 (2030) Sophia: (( Wow... ))
07:57 (2030) Sophia: (( STOLE....Dang. ))
07:57 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Mr. Shotgun: [1d10 + 12 + 6 - 2 + 3] -> [7,12,6,-2,3] = (26)
07:57 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [6] = (6)
07:57 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Not Tony's day)
07:57 (2030) Sophia: (( Tony's not Grrrrrrrreat! ))
07:58 (2032) Tony: (do I get another dodge?)
07:58 (2030) Sophia: (( I'm sorry...that was...uncalled for.. ))
07:58 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Only 1 dodge per round against bullets))
07:58 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Let's see, 10 damage vs 11 HP, times four hits)
07:59 (2032) Tony: (alrighty then, that's an action point.)
07:59 (2032) Tony: (I don't care about the description, just use the action point)
07:59 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 12 + 6 - 2 + 3] -> [7,12,6,-2,3] = (26)
07:59 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [5] = (5)
08:00 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The shotgun blast blows out the rest of the windshield, but was angled up, and so misses the people inside.
08:00 (2030) Sophia: (( That's exactly the same.... Awesome. ))
08:00 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Round 2
08:00 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Distance 17 meters, velocity 6 m/s
08:00 (2032) Tony: "Shit! Shit shit shit!"
08:00 ** (2030) Sophia takes up residence behind the police. **
08:00 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Wait, what are you talking about? Aren't you still in the car?)
08:01 ** (2037) Christian holds a hand out towards Tommy, "Gun!" **
08:01 (2037) Christian: (( she bailed. Hard. ))
08:01 (2030) Sophia: (( Le Sigh. ))
08:01 (2032) Tony: (she dove out. You should roll whether she breaks something in the tumble)
08:01 ** (2031) Tommy quickly forks over the gun. **
08:01 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Not at such low speed)
08:01 (2030) Sophia: (( I was wondering if he'd noticed or not. ))
08:01 (2032) Tony: (fuck)
08:01 (2037) Christian: [1d10+18] -> [10,18] = (28)
08:02 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 12] -> [9,12] = (21)
08:02 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 14] -> [1,14] = (15)
08:02 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [15 - 1d10] -> [15,-2] = (13)
08:02 (2037) Christian: [28+1d10] -> [28,3] = (31)
08:02 (2030) Sophia: (( Are all the police cars unmanned? ))
08:02 (2029) arthurtuxedo: 1. Christian
08:02 (2029) arthurtuxedo: 2. Shotgun cop
08:02 (2029) arthurtuxedo: 3. Tommygun cop
08:03 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Just the roadblock one)
08:03 (2037) Christian: (( what is the penalty I'm taking for firing out of a moving car? ))
08:03 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (None at this speed)
08:03 (2030) Sophia: (( So what would one need to do to steal that car? ))
08:03 (2032) Tony: (are the cops in front of the car?)
08:03 (2030) Sophia: (( Hypothetically. ))
08:04 (2042) Lareth: (Have to go now, bye and have fun. Cant wait to see how it ends.)
08:04 (2042) Lareth: Disconnecting from server...
08:04 (2042) Lareth (exit): 20:04
08:04 (2030) Sophia: (( Bye Caren!...Er...nevermind. ))
08:05 ** (2037) Christian takes aim at the Tommygun cop's chest and fires the last round in his shotgun. [1d10+23+6] -> [10,23,6] = (39) **
08:05 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (The cops are about 30 meters away from their car, toward the group. The car itself is 47 meters away)
08:05 (2030) Sophia: (( Poop. ))
08:05 (2037) Christian: [39+1d10] -> [39,2] = (41)
08:06 (2032) Tony: (so, theoretically, I could attempt to run one of them down?)
08:06 (2030) Sophia: (( Dang. ))
08:06 ** (2030) Sophia makes her way towards the currently abandoned police car. **
08:06 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Christian guns down the cop, who sprays a few more bullets into the air as he falls.
08:06 (2030) Sophia: (( I'm sure he won't let me get away with this, but I'm gonna try. ))
08:06 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 12 + 6 + 3] -> [5,12,6,3] = (26)
08:06 (2032) Tony: "Now would be a good time to use that Tommy gun, Tommy!"
08:07 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [3] = (3)
08:07 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d2] -> [1] = (1)
08:08 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The shot hits the left front wheel, but luckily doesn't hit the tire. The metal wheel gets a major downgrade in the looks department, but seems to still work just fine.
08:08 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Round 3
08:08 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 12] -> [10,12] = (22)
08:08 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [22 + 1d10] -> [22,2] = (24)
08:08 (2037) Christian: [1d10+18] -> [7,18] = (25)
08:08 ** (2031) Tommy reaches down and grabs at the (no pun) Tommy gun. **
08:08 ** (2030) Sophia sneaks around to the driver's side door and gives it a try. **
08:09 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Distance = 11 meters, Speed = 9 m/s
08:09 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (It'll take you 8 rounds at a sprint to get to the squad car)
08:09 (2030) Sophia: (( That's no fun... How can I crash it like that? ))
08:10 (2029) arthurtuxedo: 1. Christian
08:10 ** (2030) Sophia sighs and keeps staying out of the line of fire instead. **
08:10 (2029) arthurtuxedo: 2. Cop
08:10 ** (2037) Christian ducks down and loads 3 rounds of 12 gauge into his shotgun. **
08:11 (2032) Tony: (that's your cue, Monkey)
08:12 (2030) Sophia: (( Try calling him Retarded Monkey Baby? ))
08:12 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 12 + 6 + 3] -> [9,12,6,3] = (30)
08:12 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [1] = (1)
08:12 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The shot hits the vehicle in the engine block.
08:13 (2029) arthurtuxedo: IT does not appear to cause any major damage.
08:13 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Round 4
08:13 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Distance 2 meters, Speed 12 m/s
08:13 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 12] -> [4,12] = (16)
08:13 ** (2032) Tony manuevers the car to attempt to hit the cop. **
08:13 (2037) Christian: [1d10+18] -> [5,18] = (23)
08:14 (2029) arthurtuxedo: 1. Christian
08:14 (2029) arthurtuxedo: 2. Cop
08:15 ** (2037) Christian pops up, sights in on the cop's torso and double taps him. [1d10+23+6] -> [4,23,6] = (33) **
08:16 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 1d10 + 5] -> [10,3,5] = (18)
08:16 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [18 + 1d10] -> [18,9] = (27)
08:16 (2032) Tony: (so close, and yet so far)
08:16 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The cop tries to dive out of the way, both of the car, and of the blast, but the buckshot catches him full-on in the chest.
08:17 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Driving roll for Tony)
08:17 (2032) Tony: [1d10+21] -> [9,21] = (30)
08:17 (2031) Tommy: (( how could you? you! of all people. killing your own. tsk tsk ))
08:18 (2029) arthurtuxedo: In mid-air, Tony hits the already mortally wounded man, and his body goes up and over the hood.
08:18 (2032) Tony: (woot!!)
08:18 ** (2030) Sophia watches the cop fly with a cringe, gore and body parts spraying about. **
08:18 (2037) Christian: (( Yay! ))
08:18 (2029) arthurtuxedo: As the car gains speed, the two pursuing squad cars round the corner.
08:19 (2030) Sophia: (( I ran into this guy who was a meat packer. He'd lost three of his fingers in an accident. I felt bad for him. He said not to. His girlfriend loved the stubs that were left. She called them her "nubbins." ))
08:19 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The first one blows right by Sophia, while the other pulls to a stop as she is about 10 meters from the abandoned squad car.
08:19 ** (2030) Sophia throws herself towards the car. **
08:19 (2030) Sophia: Please, help me.
08:20 ** (2030) Sophia breaks down sobbing. **
08:20 (2032) Tony: (open fire!)
08:20 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The two cops get out with their hands on their guns, but not drawn as they converge on Sophia.
08:21 ** (2031) Tommy (( cringes as he sees Sophia doing the exotic bullet dance for the nice police men )) **
08:21 ** (2030) Sophia puts her hands up as she sobs. **
08:21 (2030) Sophia: I have no weapon.
08:21 (2030) Sophia: Please. Those men...they're...
08:21 (2032) Tony: (She's packing a...um...lipstick!....or something....dangerous!)
08:21 (2030) Sophia: Monsters.
08:21 (2030) Sophia: They killed those poor children in cold blood.
08:22 (2030) Sophia: It was horrible.
08:22 (2030) Sophia: So...horrible.
08:22 (2029) arthurtuxedo: As the car comes up on the intersection, a third squad car can be seen to the right.
08:22 ** (2030) Sophia continues to sob. **
08:22 (2032) Tony: (left!)
08:22 (2031) Tommy: (( "Especially the tall one with the crazy eyes and the giant cock! Oh, God! The things he made me do to it! ))
08:22 (2030) Sophia: (( "He made me.....batter...and....and....FRY it. ))
08:23 (2030) Sophia: (( " ))
08:23 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Steep turn: DF 30 (counting the complex-ness of the roll)
08:23 (2032) Tony: [1d10+21] -> [7,21] = (28)
08:23 (2031) Tommy: (( bwock! bock bock! ))
08:23 (2032) Tony: (oh, wait, complex, right, should be +32)
08:24 (2030) Sophia: (( I'm going to get an army of attack chickens that say "Fuck!" "Fuck!" and every Monday cluck the Monday night football theme over my home audio system. ))
08:24 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Tony manages the turn expertly, exiting at a speed of 25 m/s
08:25 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 1d15 + 15] -> [8,4,15] = (27)
08:25 (2032) Tony: (I am a leaf on the wind...)
08:25 (2030) Sophia: (( Then you're about to get ganked. ))
08:25 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The puruisng squad car doesn't do as well, exiting at 18 m/s
08:25 (2032) Tony: (that's why I said it)
08:26 (2029) arthurtuxedo: #2: [1d10 + 1d15 + 15] -> [2,5,15] = (22)
08:26 (2032) Tony: (what are the pigs driving?)
08:26 ** (2037) Christian takes this opportunity to finish reloading his A5, if that's possible... **
08:27 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The third one tries to take it too aggressively, and is forced to come to a virtual stop.
08:27 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Chevy Masters)
08:27 ** (2032) Tony checks his pockets, looking for a spare mag for the Thompson. He finds one and tosses it back to Tommy. **
08:27 (2031) Tommy: Thanks.
08:28 ** (2031) Tommy puts it where he can get at it quickly. **
08:28 (2032) Tony: "That's the only one I got, so make it good."
08:28 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The group's car heads off into the countryside, where the roads are bumpier and the turns are more frequent. On this straight-away, the cop-engined cars are starting to catch up. Distance to #1 = 75 meters
08:29 (2031) Tommy: (( what's the ROF for the tommygun? ))
08:29 (2030) Sophia: (( While you guys are busy with that, I'm gonna start making dinner. ))
08:29 (2032) Tony: (single)
08:29 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (It's semi-auto only)
08:30 (2032) Tony: (wait, what? According the the vehicle list, Chevy Masters have lower top speeds than the Hudson. Are are these special Masters?)
08:30 (2037) Christian: (( they are *cop* cars... ))
08:30 ** (2031) Tommy begins taking aim at #1's tires. **
08:30 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Cop cars have upgraded engines and such) The first turn comes up. It's a steep one.
08:30 (2029) arthurtuxedo: DF = 35
08:31 (2032) Tony: [1d10+32] -> [5,32] = (37)
08:31 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Distance = 67 meters
08:31 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Tony slows down as little as possible into the turn, coming out at 15 m/s
08:31 (2031) Tommy: (( aiming ... waiting ... ))
08:32 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The cop car comes closer as it hasn't been forced to start slowing down yet. Distance = 40 meters.
08:32 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (You can be considered aimed now)
08:33 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The passenger opens up with his tommygun. [1d10 + 1d10 + 10 + 4 + 3 - 2 - 6 - 3 - 5] -> [5,4,10,4,3,-2,-6,-3,-5] = (10)\
08:33 ** (2031) Tommy fires two shots, a double tap, intending to blow out one of the tires. [1d10+17] -> [5,17] = (22) **
08:33 (2029) arthurtuxedo: But given the movements of both cars and the distance, only hits air.
08:34 (2029) arthurtuxedo: DF = [15 + 2 + 3 + 3] -> 23
08:34 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Tommy's shots come much closer, but miss the mark.
08:35 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The squad car pulls into the turn.
08:35 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 1d15 + 15] -> [5,12,15] = (32)
08:35 (2032) Tony: (come on, spin out and crash! Damn)
08:35 (2029) arthurtuxedo: 12 m/s
08:36 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Distance = 46 meters
08:36 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Each time I announce the distance, it means there's a new round, and more shots can be fired)
08:36 (2031) Tommy: [1d10+17] -> [9,17] = (26)
08:36 ** (2037) Christian leans out of his window and takes aim at the first cop car's tires. [1d10+23+6] -> [6,23,6] = (35) **
08:36 (2031) Tommy: ('nother double tap)
08:37 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Each roll 1d2]
08:37 (2031) Tommy: [1d2] -> [1] = (1)
08:38 (2032) Tony: (come on, both tires!)
08:38 (2037) Christian: [1d2] -> [1] = (1)
08:38 (2032) Tony: (aww)
08:38 (2037) Christian: (( dang. ))
08:39 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The left tire is blown out. Emergency stop attempt. [1d10 + 15 + 1d15] -> [10,15,8] = (33)
08:40 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [33 + 1d10] -> [33,10] = (43)
08:40 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [43 + 1d10] -> [43,1] = (44)
08:40 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The squad car stops safely, and the next one blows by.
08:40 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Distance = 100 meters
08:40 (2032) Tony: (fornicate that excrement!)
08:41 (2031) Tommy: (( I am tired of these motherfuckin' cops on our motherfuckin' tail! ))
08:41 (2032) Tony: (Yes, they deserve to die! And I hope the burn in hell!)
08:42 (2032) Tony: (holy shit. Is all that countryside actually in the game?)
08:42 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The car keeps gaining, and it looks like the next turn is about 20 seconds away.
08:42 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (I think so, yeah. They just never made any missions where you actually go there)
08:42 ** (2030) Sophia ((is the only person alive who can shred her fingers on a frickin' molasses jar lid.)) **
08:42 (2031) Tommy: :(
08:43 (2032) Tony: (waah, now my fingers hurt)
08:43 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (The car will get within 20 meters before the turn hits, so just say at what distance you want to open fire)
08:43 (2031) Tommy: 25
08:43 ** (2030) Sophia remains frozen in time with her little cop friends. **
08:44 (2037) Christian: (( 25 also... ))
08:44 (2031) Tommy: [1d10+17] -> [4,17] = (21)
08:44 (2032) Tony: (you mean her dead cop friends)
08:44 (2031) Tommy: (one shot)
08:44 (2037) Christian: single round, [1d10+23+6] -> [5,23,6] = (34)
08:44 (2030) Sophia: (( Well, shit, if you guys got away while I was gone...coulda picked me up. *G* ))
08:44 (2030) Sophia: (( Looking at the map, though, I don't think that happened. ))
08:45 (2029) arthurtuxedo: At 50 meters, the second cop car shoots. [1d10 + 1d8 + 12 - 3 - 1 + 3] -> [5,5,12,-3,-1,3] = (21)
08:45 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [3] = (3)
08:45 (2030) Sophia: (( I am completely picturing our characters driving onto this bizarre white road and going, WTF? ))
08:45 (2032) Tony: (you guys are going for tire shots, yes? Or just the luck of the draw?)
08:46 (2031) Tommy: (tires, ftw)
08:46 (2037) Christian: (( tire shots, yeah. ))
08:46 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The cop fires with his Winchester 1894 .30-30, aiming for the tires, but only hits the wheel.
08:46 (2032) Tony: (good. I don't want Art saying, "But you didn't call your shots, meh!")
08:47 (2029) arthurtuxedo: At 46 meters, he fires again. [1d10 + 17 + 3 - 3 - 5] -> [8,17,3,-3,-5] = (20)
08:47 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [2] = (2)
08:47 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d4] -> [4] = (4)
08:48 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The shot hits the rear right tire, and it blows.
08:48 (2032) Tony: (oh goddammit)
08:48 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Driving check DF = 25)
08:48 (2032) Tony: [1d10+32] -> [5,32] = (37)
08:49 (2032) Tony: (can an action point be used on the car?)
08:49 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Yeah, you can use an AP)
08:49 (2032) Tony: (I used mine already, so if someone wants to donate)
08:49 (2037) Christian: (( the car can have mine. ))
08:50 (2030) Sophia: (( I'll donate. ))
08:50 (2032) Tony: (reroll that poop, inhaler of male genitalia!)
08:50 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 17 + 3 - 3 - 5 - 5] -> [4,17,3,-3,-5,-5] = (11)
08:50 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The shot misses
08:50 (2029) arthurtuxedo: At 42 meters, he tries again.
08:51 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 17 + 3 - 3 - 5 - 5] -> [3,17,3,-3,-5,-5] = (10)
08:51 (2029) arthurtuxedo: And again at 38 meters.
08:51 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 17 + 3 - 3 - 5 - 5] -> [5,17,3,-3,-5,-5] = (12)
08:51 (2032) Tony: (yeah, you guys might want to fire faster, possibly?)
08:51 (2029) arthurtuxedo: 34, [1d10 + 17 + 3 - 3 - 5 - 5] -> [10,17,3,-3,-5,-5] = (17)
08:51 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [17 + 1d10] -> [17,8] = (25)
08:51 (2032) Tony: (cause he's gonna keep firing)
08:51 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [5] = (5)
08:51 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The rear windshield gets shot out.
08:52 (2029) arthurtuxedo: 30, [1d10 + 17 + 3 - 3 - 5 - 5] -> [9,17,3,-3,-5,-5] = (16)
08:52 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [7] = (7)
08:52 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d2] -> [1] = (1)
08:52 (2031) Tommy: (( fine, jesus you big baby ))
08:52 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d2] -> [2] = (2)
08:52 (2031) Tommy: (( I'll fire at next interval ))
08:52 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [5] = (5)
08:53 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [6] = (6)
08:53 (2037) Christian: (( I'll take a tire shot at next... yeah, what tommy said. ))
08:53 ** (2030) Sophia ((wonders why her ears insist on listening to whining boys from Canada....Stupid Evans Blue...)) **
08:53 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The .30-30 round tears through the body of the car, and hits Christian in the gut. 9 damage.
08:54 (2030) Sophia: (( Don't you shoot my husband you little bitch. ))
08:54 ** (2037) Christian grunts in surprise and probably bleeds a fair bit. **
08:54 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Christian's state = Critical
08:54 (2030) Sophia: (( I love you baby! There'll never be another! ))
08:54 (2030) Sophia: (( Well, until after you're really really dead... ))
08:54 (2030) Sophia: (( Then I'm moving in with CorSec. ))
08:55 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The man drops back into the cab and starts to reload.
08:55 (2029) arthurtuxedo: 26 meters distance.
08:55 (2031) Tommy: [1d10+17] -> [3,17] = (20)
08:56 (2029) arthurtuxedo: DF = [15 + 2 + 3] -> 20
08:56 (2037) Christian: (( can i take shots, and at what penalty? ))
08:56 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (1d4)
08:56 (2031) Tommy: [1d4] -> [4] = (4)
08:56 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Tommy shoots out the rear right tire. [1d10 + 15 + 1d15] -> [1,15,8] = (24)
08:56 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [24 - 1d10] -> [24,-3] = (21)
08:56 (2037) Christian: (( yay! ))
08:57 (2032) Tony: (come on crash!)
08:57 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The driver overcorrects and the car goes flying off the road and into a tree. The driver and passenger crash through the windshield, the driver into the tree, and the passenger is flung a great distance before being impaled on a fencepost.
08:57 (2032) Tony: (WOOT!)
08:58 (2037) Christian: (( fencepost, ftw. ))
08:58 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Christian is at -5 penalty)
08:58 (2031) Tommy: (( those the only ones chasing us? ))
08:58 (2037) Christian: (( that's not too bad... ))
08:58 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The last car is about 100 meters away and closing fast.
08:58 (2030) Sophia: (( We almost did that last winter! ))
08:58 (2031) Tommy: (( what? shoot at cops and almost die? ))
08:59 (2032) Tony: (isn't there a turn coming up?)
08:59 (2030) Sophia: (( Overcorrect and die! ))
09:00 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (So do you stop or try to drive on the blown tire?)
09:00 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Oh wait, nm)
09:00 (2032) Tony: (there was an action point, remember?)
09:00 (2032) Tony: (That's why Christian is going to slowly bleed to death, so we can keep driving)
09:00 (2029) arthurtuxedo: It's a Tricky turn, DF 35
09:00 (2032) Tony: [1d10+32] -> [4,32] = (36)
09:01 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Tony exits at 15 m/s, and manages to get well back up to speed by the time the cop car comes onto the turn.
09:01 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 15 + 1d15] -> [7,15,1] = (23)
09:01 (2032) Tony: (how close does it come?)
09:02 (2032) Tony: (close enough to take a potshot?)
09:02 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The cop doesn't take the turn well at all, and drives off the road, rolling twice.
09:02 (2037) Christian: (( I'll take a shot if it's reasonably close. or not. ))
09:02 (2032) Tony: (woot!)
09:02 (2031) Tommy: (( woot ))
09:03 (2031) Tommy: (( woo fucking oot ))
09:03 (2030) Sophia: (( Joyous fornications! ))
09:03 (2037) Christian: So, uh, anybody know where I can get someone to stitch this up? *gestures at his gut wound*
09:03 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The group speeds off, dodging around the scarce traffic. But up ahead, the Sheriff of some pissant town has formed one last roadblock to keep the group from getting to safety.
09:03 (2030) Sophia: (( My poor honey. ))
09:04 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Spot rolls to determine distance roadblock is spotted)
09:04 ** (2032) Tony sees the cop car roll in the rear view mirror. He glances over at Christian and resists the urge to celebrate. **
09:04 (2031) Tommy: (( I hat you. ))
09:04 (2032) Tony: [1d10+14] -> [2,14] = (16)
09:04 (2030) Sophia: (( I still love you even though you're dragging everyone down. ))
09:04 (2031) Tommy: [1d10+16] -> [5,16] = (21)
09:04 (2032) Tony: (fucking two)
09:04 (2030) Sophia: (( I thought fucking two was every man's fantasy. ))
09:05 (2037) Christian: [1d10+13-5] -> [4,13,-5] = (12)
09:05 (2031) Tommy: (( obviously, five is better. especially when you have [1d4] balls. ))
09:05 (2031) Tommy: dammit
09:05 (2032) Tony: (lol)
09:05 (2031) Tommy: ( [1d4] -> [1] = (1) )
09:05 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Tommy sees the roadblock at 140 meters.
09:05 (2030) Sophia: (( Eunich! ))
09:05 ** (2032) Tony (has [1d4] -> [2] = (2) balls.) **
09:05 (2032) Tony: (bada bing!)
09:05 (2031) Tommy: It ain't over yet. We got company up ahead.
09:06 (2029) arthurtuxedo: There are two cars and four deputees taking cover behind them. They are carrying long arms, though the type can't be determined at this distance.
09:06 (2031) Tommy: (( please say there's a road for which we can expediently evacuate ))
09:06 (2032) Tony: (is there a semblance of a ramp anywhere to run this roadblock Dukes style?)
09:06 ** (2030) Sophia ((has [1d4] -> [2] = (2) balls)) **
09:06 (2031) Tommy: O_o
09:06 (2030) Sophia: (( Ha! ))
09:07 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Nope, just run the roadblock or go back and face the growing army of squad cars)
09:07 (2032) Tony: (alrighty then, Option A it is)
09:08 ** (2031) Tommy hunkers down in the seat, willing himself out of the line of fire and more importantly, wedging himself in the vehicle should it be used as a battering ram. **
09:09 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Just tell me the distance at which to open fire)
09:09 (2031) Tommy: (( I'm not doing anything until they're behind us. It's all up to Tony, now. ))
09:09 ** (2037) Christian braces himself as best as possible, and takes aim at about where the deputies should be. **
09:09 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Going at almost 100 mph, the car closes to 102 meters on the first round, and the deputees haven't opened fire yet.
09:10 (2037) Christian: (( ah... 40m, 30m, 20m. ))
09:10 (2032) Tony: (um, I'm driving right at them. It's not like there's a driving skill for not getting shot. But if you shoot them, then possibly we don't get shot)
09:10 (2029) arthurtuxedo: 64 meters. The deputees shoot.
09:11 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 14 + 4 + 3 - 5 - 3] -> [10,14,4,3,-5,-3] = (23)
09:11 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [23 + 1d10] -> [23,4] = (27)
09:11 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 14 + 4 + 3 - 5 - 3] -> [7,14,4,3,-5,-3] = (20)
09:11 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 14 + 4 + 3 - 5 - 3] -> [1,14,4,3,-5,-3] = (14)
09:11 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [14 - 1d10] -> [14,-4] = (10)
09:11 (2030) Sophia: (( If there's no cops around me, I'm totally wandering off. ))
09:11 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [7] = (7)
09:11 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [6] = (6)
09:11 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d2] -> [2] = (2)
09:11 (2030) Sophia: (( Going to Chinatown, getting some fresh hum bao. ))
09:11 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [6] = (6)
09:11 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [9] = (9)
09:11 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [3] = (3)
09:12 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [7] = (7)
09:12 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d2] -> [1] = (1)
09:12 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d2] -> [1] = (1)
09:13 (2032) Tony: (that's a lot of rolling. I think this is where it ends)
09:13 (2037) Christian: (( reckon. ))
09:13 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Tommy takes a .30-06 round in the left elbow.
09:14 (2031) Tommy: (( ow! somethin' bit me! ))
09:14 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The impact of the round nearly blows his arm off at the elbow (you still have an AP)
09:14 (2031) Tommy: (( okay, consider it used ))
09:15 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 14 + 4 + 3 - 5 - 3] -> [5,14,4,3,-5,-3] = (18)
09:15 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [5] = (5)
09:15 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The shot passes through both windshields without hitting anything, but the next shot is much more lethal.
09:15 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The round from the 1903 Springfield rifle passes through Tony's solar plexis and out his back.
09:16 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Willpower DF 15)
09:16 (2031) Tommy: (( yeah, this is going to hurt ))
09:16 (2029) arthurtuxedo: 20 damage - 3 penetration = 17 * 2 severity = 34 damage
09:16 (2032) Tony: (so...is it just d10 plus willpower)
09:17 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (yep)
09:17 (2032) Tony: [1d10+7] -> [5,7] = (12)
09:17 (2032) Tony: (and everyone in the car dies)
09:17 (2037) Christian: (( be sure to aim the car at the deputies when it goes out of control, killing us all... ))
09:17 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Tony is killed instantly.
09:17 (2032) Tony: (Like Bonnie and Clyde, mother fuckahs!)
09:17 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Does the car swerve and crash or does it continue forward into the cars? [1d2] -> [1] = (1)
09:18 (2031) Tommy: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
09:18 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The driverless car continues forward at 90+ mph
09:18 (2037) Christian: (( When I die, I hope it's instantly like Tony, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the car. Dammit. ))
09:18 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The four deputy opens up with the baddest gun of all, a Browning Automatic Rifle.
09:19 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 14 - 2 - 5 - 3)
09:19 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 14 - 2 - 5 - 3] -> [3,14,-2,-5,-3] = (7)
09:19 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 14 - 2 - 5 - 3] -> [5,14,-2,-5,-3] = (9)
09:19 (2029) arthurtuxedo: But he doesn't manage to hit anything.
09:19 ** (2031) Tommy empties the clip on the tommgun. [1d10+17] -> [5,17] = (22) [1d10+17] -> [2,17] = (19) [1d10+17] -> [3,17] = (20) (three pathetic shots.) **
09:19 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Distance = 36 meters
09:20 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Tommy empties the clip in a panic. (Christian?)
09:20 ** (2037) Christian fires twice at the deputies. [1d10+23+6-5] -> [2,23,6,-5] = (26) **
09:21 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d4] -> [4] = (4)
09:22 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The shot has enough distance to spread out and catches both #3 and #4. They are killed.
09:22 ** (2031) Tommy reaches over and pushes Tony out of the driver's seat, opting to take the wheel and drive his own damn self into his grave. **
09:22 (2031) Tommy: (( when the next round-like-time comes ))
09:22 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 14 - 3 - 2] -> [9,14,-3,-2] = (18)
09:22 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 14 - 3 - 2] -> [6,14,-3,-2] = (15)
09:22 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [8] = (8)
09:22 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [10] = (10)
09:22 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [9] = (9)
09:22 (2029) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [1] = (1)
09:23 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Christian takes a .30-06 round right through the heart, and Tommy takes one in the chest.
09:23 ** (2037) Christian gurgles and dies. **
09:23 (2029) arthurtuxedo: (Willpower DF 15 for Tommy)
09:23 (2031) Tommy: [1d10+6] -> [6,6] = (12)
09:24 (2030) Sophia: (( You died? ))
09:24 (2030) Sophia: (( That's sad. ))
09:24 (2037) Christian: (( a little, yes. ))
09:24 (2029) arthurtuxedo: They are both killed instantly, and then the three men's bodies are turned into red paste in the violent collision with the road block.
09:24 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Does Deputy 1 survive? [1d2] -> [2] = (2)
09:24 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Does Deputy 2 survive? [1d2] -> [1] = (1)
09:24 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Deputy one manages to jump clear, but Deputy 2 is horribly killed.
09:25 (2030) Sophia: (( Eww...That's wrong, man. ))
09:25 (2030) Sophia: (( Red paste.... ))
09:25 (2030) Sophia: (( Hamburger is more likely. ))
09:25 (2032) Tony: (Strawberry jam!)
09:26 (2030) Sophia: (( That one's OK. I don't like strawberry jam. ))
09:26 (2037) Christian: (( my vote would be on 'chunks' ))
09:26 (2032) Tony: (wait, but you do like red paste?)
09:26 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Claiming that she was kidnapped against her will, and given that her short stay with the group meant that the neighbors could not conclusively refute that, the police were forced to let Sophia go. It helped, of course, that her compatriots could not squeal on her.
09:26 (2030) Sophia: (( I eat a lot of tomato based stuffs. ))
09:26 (2031) Tommy: (( fucking whore! ))
09:27 (2030) Sophia: (( Ha! ))
09:27 ** (2030) Sophia goes on to the Jews to continue her life of crime. **
09:27 (2029) arthurtuxedo: The rest received curt obituaries and were soon forgotten. After all, they were just...
09:27 (2037) Christian: (( It's nice to know that someone survived, other than that one last deputie. ))
09:27 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Tramps and Thieves
09:27 (2029) arthurtuxedo: * * * End Campaign * * *
09:28 (2037) Christian: wheeee!
09:28 ** (2030) Sophia tosses up her hat. **
09:28 (2032) Tony: Hardy har
09:28 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Whee! That was fun
09:28 (2030) Nikoda: I survived!
09:28 (2030) Nikoda: Woohoo!
09:28 (2030) Nikoda: Bitches!
09:28 ** (2030) Nikoda does a jig. **
09:28 (2031) Tommy: So fucking close.
09:28 (2037) Christian: I hope that last deputie is emotionally scarred for life, too.
09:28 (2030) Nikoda: I bet he is.
09:28 (2030) Nikoda: Good job.
09:28 (2031) Tommy: I'm totallly haunting your ass.
09:28 (2030) Nikoda: That's not a threat.
09:29 (2031) Tommy: No, I mean just your ass. Consider it haunted. When people ask what that noise is coming from your ass, you have to say "OH, that's my ass ghost."
09:29 (2029) arthurtuxedo: lol
09:29 ** (2030) Nikoda laughs. **
09:29 (2031) Tommy: (sorry, it's late. that's all I got)
09:29 (2032) Tony: Well, that was awesome. But now it's time to stomp some serious zombie ass.
09:29 (2030) Nikoda: I call him Roidy.
09:29 (2030) Nikoda: Woohoo!
09:30 (2032) Tony: Farewell, bitches!
09:30 (2037) Shini: I dunno if that's someplace you would really want to spend the rest of your afterlife... I'm just saying.
09:30 (2030) Nikoda: Have fun!
09:30 (2030) Nikoda: Hey!
09:30 (2037) Shini: See ya!
09:30 (2032) Tony: Mine is an evil laugh
09:30 (2032) Tony (exit): 21:30
09:30 (2030) Nikoda: My ass isn't that bad.
09:30 ** (2030) Nikoda sniffs. **
09:30 (2031) Tommy: Yeah, and she'll die eventually anyway.
09:30 (2030) Nikoda: Yup.
09:30 (2031) Tommy: I'll probably get bored after a while.
09:30 (2030) Nikoda: Yeah, not being able to stab.
09:31 (2031) Tommy: Well, updated Tommy's banner. He's all dead, and stuff.
09:31 (2037) Shini: You should haunt, like, Bill Gate's xbox 360.
09:31 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Shot through the heart, and some rural cop is to blame, you give... um something... a bad name!
09:31 (2037) Shini: lol
09:31 (2031) Tommy: oh
09:31 (2031) Tommy: my
09:31 (2031) Tommy: ...
09:31 (2031) Tommy: urg.
09:32 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Had to be done
09:32 (2037) Shini: I guess I could give getting shot in the gut a bad name... but that's pretty long.
09:32 (2030) Nikoda: Shot through heart rural to blame honey you give thug a bad name.
09:32 (2029) arthurtuxedo: That's the one!
09:32 (2037) Shini: There. She's got an ear for things like that. She's one of *those* people.
09:32 (2031) Tommy: Well, I don't know what to feel. This is my first character to definitivelly die through non-mystical means.
09:32 (2030) Nikoda: Shut up.
09:33 (2037) Shini: That's what you always say people say.
09:33 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Really? Yeah, I suppose that's true.
09:33 (2030) Nikoda: Well, they do, but it's still annoying.
09:33 ** (2030) Nikoda laughs. **
09:33 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Wait, were you in SDN4? Everyone died in that one
09:33 (2030) Nikoda: Anyway, I'm going to finish making your dinner.
09:33 (2031) Tommy: Nope. I cameo-ed
09:33 (2030) Nikoda: See you guys on Sunday!
09:33 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Ah. See you Sunday!
09:33 (2037) Shini: This is my second character to die through non mystical means... I'm batting 1000.
09:33 ** (2030) Nikoda hugs all around and runs out. **
09:33 (2031) Tommy: byebye, then
09:33 (2030) Nikoda: What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?
09:33 (2030) Nikoda (exit): 21:33
09:33 (2031) Tommy: You rock, Phed.
09:34 (2031) Tommy: At least we took some of those pigs with us.
09:34 (2037) Shini: I do what I can. I wonder if that will be like my trademark. Dying through physical violence every time.
09:34 (2029) arthurtuxedo: Will have to review the chat log to see how many cops you guys took down.
09:34 (2037) Shini: And gave one nightmares for the rest of his life.
09:34 (2031) Tommy: six